Mindspeaker Returns

May 2, 2007

More Ugly Singaporean Tales

Filed under: fugly singaporeans

I was reading suganova’s blog about Public Apathy and remembered that I have more personal experience stories to tell of how ugly Singaporeans can be. So here goes:

Ugly Singaporeans Case #2:
Its got something to do with me and my wife. We were at Causeway Point to have dinner and go shopping one day. After dinner and shopping, we decided to get some McDonald’s Milkshakes. We got a seat near the fountain at the basement at Causeway Point and I went to buy the milkshakes while my wife took care of our baby.

By the time I returned, I saw our pram sprawled backwards on the floor while my wife is comforting our baby. I was shocked and asked her what happened. See…there’s two hooks at the back of our pram. We usually put our shopping bags here. Our baby would usually act as the counterweight to the weight of the bags so the pram won’t topple over.

However, whenever we picked up our baby, the pram would lose its balance and topple backwards, due to the weight of the bags. And that was what exactly happened. Apparently, while I was buying the milkshakes, my baby had started crying. So my wife had no choice but to pick her up and comfort her. Since I’m not around to hold on to the pram, it just fell backwards.

In front of passerbys.

In front of the people who were sitting beside her. In front of the two men who were sitting beside her. One man, in his thirties on her left. Another one, a teenager on her right.

Both looked up when my baby started crying. Both saw the pram as it toppled over the moment my wife picked up our baby. Both just looked on as my wife tried to stop our baby from crying while the BRIGHT RED PRAM LAY ON ITS BACK WITH THE SHOPPING BAGS ON THE FLOOR.

I purposely asked my wife what happened and loudly asked how come no one bothered to help.

As expected, these two able-bodied gentlebastardmen pretended not to hear me. Suddenly both lost interest in the pram and started to look everywhere else except the pram.

Amazing. Truly amazing.

I’m sorry to say this, but there’s nothing about our country to be proud of if people can’t even help each other. You can be the hub of this and the hub of that. You can be the star of all hubs, but it means nothing if we have no heart. NOTHING.

What the f*!% SIA!

Filed under: mindlesspeak, adverts
Singapore Airlines is being ever so nice by selling return tickets at $60 to several cities such as Penang, Bangkok, Guangzhou and Perth among others. Its to celebrate their 60 years anniversary. Yeah…return tickets at $60…don’t play play ok. However, its only valid till the 24th of May this year. So, if you happen to at this very moment have enough money to go on a holiday at the very last minute, then go right ahead.

The sale is from 2 - 5th of May. The tickets would only be valid from 7th - 24th of May. Alamak, SIA, if you want to give…give long term lah. Don’t expect people to make last minute decisions to go on a holiday.

My missus and I would need to apply for leave…make plans with our parents on whether they can take care of our baby or not…see whether our leave would be approved (at such short notice…donno can or not)…budget for the holiday (the tickets may be cheap, but other things such as accomodation, food and other expenditures are not included in the $60)…plan for the trip itself (Where to go. Where to sleep in. What to eat. What to do). All these take time and money ok.
I’d probably jump at this offer if I’m single. No need to worry. Just get a bunch of friends and book the tickets and fly off. However, things are different when you have a family to think of. Maybe this offer is not for families. Waitaminute…I just realised that the timing is right smack in the middle of the SA1 exam period. Ok so we can forget about families then.
Anyway, I pretended to book 2 tickets to Perth and this is what I got:

2 return tickets: $120
Taxes and Fees: $574
Total Fare: $694.
Fees what fees? Last time I don’t have to pay for school fees cos I’m Malay. Now have to pay $574. What the f%!k SIA! My income tax also no need to pay until that much.

So all in all, I’d end up paying more than 10 times the amount that they put BIG BIG on their website. The taxes and fees in small small print.

What a great way to fly!

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